September212014

prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

(Source: exeggcute, via dogb0y)

9PM

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

(via dogb0y)

7PM
thelastenchantments:

Oxford at daybreak.

thelastenchantments:

Oxford at daybreak.

(via king-in-prussia)

September182014

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible, via thepathtowonderland)

12AM
shante-atthedisco:

actually me tho

shante-atthedisco:

actually me tho

(via dogb0y)

September172014
jilli-bean:

iwatobis weren’t happening tonight but for some reason this fucker never lets me down

jilli-bean:

iwatobis weren’t happening tonight but for some reason this fucker never lets me down

(via heijikudou)

10PM

benepla:

everyone has their bird friend. like their friend who no matter what is a bird person. they’re among the most valuable.

(via hatos)

10PM
10PM
gotitforcheap:

2010 was a simpler time 

gotitforcheap:

2010 was a simpler time 

(Source: cannabinomad, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

10PM
10PM
9PM
  • poor person: help i need money
  • rich person: why dont you sell your computer
  • poor person: firstly you act as if someone is guaranteed to buy my computer. i can put it on ebay or amazon or craigslist but i'm not guaranteed to get someone who wants it and stores often dont want used shit unless they give me a shitty price for it.
  • poor person: secondly computers have become a necessity rather than a luxury and you're lying to yourself severely if you say that it hasn't considering how virtually everything has to be done online nowadays from paying bills to applying for jobs.
  • poor person: thirdly did you know that selling my computer will not solve all of my problems it will only put about $80 - $250 into my pocket considering it's fucking used its not like i'm going to suddenly gain a steady flow of income upon selling my computer but yeah keep that smug look on your face as if "sell ur computer then" was some ingenious idea that i've never fucking thought of before
September132014

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

(via spottedbats)

1AM

(Source: best-of-memes, via tsundragon)

1AM

thecutestofthecute:

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

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I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

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I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

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You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

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(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

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