October162014

The Alnwick Poison Garden is pretty much what you’d think it is: a garden full of plants that can kill you (among many other things). Some of the plants are so dangerous that they have to be kept behind bars. [x]

(Source: bregma, via morto-vivente)

October32014

shahlalalalala:

hickory dickory dock
italy ran up the clock
the clock struck 12 and everyone fell
timeloops really suck

(via hetalia-bloodbath)

1AM

purrprinthom:

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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[x]

the comic is killing me

(Source: cremebun, via creepyurl)

September302014

tommagram13:

bakaqbe:

"I’ll do it over, no matter how many times it takes"

source

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

(via punpunichu)

September212014

prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

(Source: exeggcute, via dogb0y)

9PM

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

(via dogb0y)

7PM
thelastenchantments:

Oxford at daybreak.

thelastenchantments:

Oxford at daybreak.

(via king-in-prussia)

September182014

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible, via thepathtowonderland)

12AM
shante-atthedisco:

actually me tho

shante-atthedisco:

actually me tho

(via dogb0y)

September172014
jilli-bean:

iwatobis weren’t happening tonight but for some reason this fucker never lets me down

jilli-bean:

iwatobis weren’t happening tonight but for some reason this fucker never lets me down

(via heijikudou)

10PM

benepla:

everyone has their bird friend. like their friend who no matter what is a bird person. they’re among the most valuable.

(via hatos)

10PM
10PM
gotitforcheap:

2010 was a simpler time 

gotitforcheap:

2010 was a simpler time 

(Source: cannabinomad, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

10PM
10PM
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