April242014
rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

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4PM

staceythinx:

Alejandro Guijarro photographs the chalkboards of some of the brightest minds in quantum physics for his continuing series Momentum. He went to research facilities like CERN and many of the top universities in the world to find them.

(Source: itsnicethat.com, via tetrisplayingcat)

4PM
dynastylnoire:

cosplayingwhileblack:

Character: Punk! Storm
Series: X-Men
Model: Jacqueline-Elizabeth Cottrell, under the name of Kurosune.  Photography: Jamais Vu  Outfit: Marika of Kicka Custom Designs.
SUBMISSION

::screaming:::

dynastylnoire:

cosplayingwhileblack:

Character: Punk! Storm

Series: X-Men

Model: Jacqueline-Elizabeth Cottrell, under the name of Kurosune.
Photography:
Jamais Vu 
Outfit:
Marika of Kicka Custom Designs.

SUBMISSION

::screaming:::

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4PM

lydiallama:

has anyone ever thought about the fact that homura can basically teleport

what if during class she’s just like

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4PM

ianbrooks:

Strange Attractors by Chaotic Atmospheres

The darkest art known as Chaos Theory is perfectly embodied in the form of its strange attractors: vast looping trajectories of variables that, when plotted, conjure gorgeous yet insidiously disruptive patterns. Chaotic Atmosphere’s Math: Rules series pays tribute to the beautiful form of chaos and its inevitable collapse of all our efforts to predict it.

Artist: Behance / DeviantArt / Twitter

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3PM
April232014

I just kind of want to run away and hide from the world for a while. I’m tired of trying.
But I’m just gonna keep going anyway because I’m not allowed to quit and just stop… No matter how badly I want to. I can’t afford to take off work. Even if I’m working six days a week with one to two doubles thrown in there.
My ankles hurt

I’m getting my hair chopped today though. So that’s good I guess? And at some point soon I’m getting a 24 hour gym membership very close to my jobs. I also have a coupon for a free wax. Bikini, underarm, or brows…
I’ve never gotten a wax before.

I wish everything would slow down or something. I don’t know.
Linda will be here at the end of the week to clear the rest of her things from the house. That’s gonna be super stressful.
I wish I could take a vacation from life.
I can’t wait for San Japan, but that’s just gonna be more stress until it actually is happening. Yay

April202014

d0cpr0fess0r:

aphnorge:

mikulios:

figures are literally so useless like what am i supposed to do with them when i get old??? pass them down to my children as family heirlooms????

year 3000
"daddy, whats this?"
"ah, its our precious family heirloom. its been passed down for years. its sasuke uchiha."

Get an Alex Louis Armstrong figurine. Then you’ll have something worth passing down your family name for generations.

(via kissme2seoul)

7PM

slugzone:

theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb.  we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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7PM

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the sound I heard when I was 9 and my father slammed the front door so hard behind him I swear to god it shook the whole house. For the next 3 years I watched my mother break her teeth on vodka bottles. I think she stopped breathing when he left. I think part of her died. I think he took her heart with him when he walked out. Her chest is empty, just a shattered mess or cracked ribs and depression pills.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s all the blood in the sink. It’s the night that I spent 12 hours in the emergency room waiting to see if my sister was going to be okay, after the boy she loved, told her he didn’t love her anymore. It’s the crying, and the fluorescent lights, and white sneakers and pale faces and shaky breaths and blood. So much blood.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the time that I had to stay up for two days straight with my best friend while she cried and shrieked and threw up on my bedroom floor because her boyfriend fucked his ex. I swear to god she still has tear streaks stained onto her cheeks. I think when you love someone, it never really goes away.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the six weeks we had a substitute in English because our teacher was getting divorced and couldn’t handle getting out of bed. When she came back she was smiling. But her hands shook so hard when she held her coffee, you could see that something was broken inside. And sometimes when things break, you can’t fix them. Nothing ever goes back to how it was. I got an A in English that year. I think her head was always spinning too hard to read any essays.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s that I do.

It’s not that I don’t love you.  (via extrasad)

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7PM
lightning-and-roses:

toonskribblez:

The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better

blaze it and praise it

lightning-and-roses:

toonskribblez:

The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better

blaze it and praise it

(Source: bcraigv, via cynicalcoffee)

1AM

kandykrow:

doctorbun:

lemonteaflower:

genocidershodan:

lemonteaflower:

anxiety.

Or, you know, you could just stop saying sorry.

"i have a problem i can’t control" 

"stop having that problem omg" 

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Hello Friends! Anxiety is a serious problem for many people in today’s society. Instead of getting angry at people for having these issues, it is always ALWAYS better to help them c: If you or anyone you know has issues with anxiety on any scale, I have good news for you! There is something you can do about it! Through coping skills and support you can both manage your anxiety and live a happy and healthy life without having to worry about those horrible stomach turning feelings you get every time you encounter one of your stressors. -Doctor Bun xx 

Thank you!

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1AM

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

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1AM

bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

(Source: thedaymarecollection, via princesstanzy)

1AM

pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

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